Instagram Account #StalkMe
I figure you’re probably going to want to see what I like and what I do with my spare time. Feel free to look into this window of me.
LinkedIn #Work
Want to connect professionally? Want to see where I’ve worked or what I’ve done? Feel free to professionally stalk me.
Facebook #Friendship
After stalking me and realizing how cool I am, you’re going to want to be my friend. Fair warning, I will probably like all your facebook posts and frequently comment YASSS!
A few things I’m great at
FYI These aren’t the only things I’m good for.
DIY CRAFTS
If it’s on Pinterest 9 out of 10 times, I’m going to be able to make it. I’m a walking Pinterest board.
ANIMAL CARE
I’ve fostered, raised, and had so many animals. Did you want to talk animals? Have a cute photo of your animal? DM ME!
BINGING NETFLIX OR SHOWS
Did you start watching a tv show or recently watch a documentary and have no one to discuss it with? Well wait less than one week and I’m your girl. I might have already watched it though.
BAKING
I don’t like to cook, because ugh standing in a kitchen and having to watch the food heat up is so boring. I love to bake though. All you do is mix and leave? When you come back the food is magically complete? #amazin
Portfolio
Pictures of me doing all the things I’m good at. You could probably find them by stalking my social media but I’ll save you the time.
Client Testimonials
Don’t take my word for it – here’s what my clients say:
She’s my #1 Baby.
MY MOM
ICE ICE Baby
She makes really heartfelt gifts.
MY HUSBAND
Lifesaver
Meow
LORRAINE MARIE
House Cat
MY MYSPACE TOP 8 FRIENDS
I’m just going to show you all the people I love and adore.
Andrew
My Paramedic Firefighting Husband
Lyzan
My Mental Health Counseling Work Wife
Gaby
My Talented, Dazzling, Artistic Sister
Marcela
My Immigrant Specializing Best Friend
Linda
My Energy Operations Cousin
Michelle
My Inspiring Energy Mentor
Geoffrey AKA CHEFfrey
My Delicious Food Scientist Bestie
You
My New Intelligent Friend
#FASHIONISTA
I can make my own outfits
Below are some of the outfits I’ve made
Does she even go here?
What’s your name? Who are you really?
I go by Teagan Robinson. I’m only called Teagan Victoria when I’m in trouble with my mom. I swear I’m the good kind of crazy not the bones-into-windchimes kind of crazy. My friends like when I read their tarot cards. I like planning potlucks because I like to eat all the food. I like being people’s ride or die, as in, do you need someone to go to an event with you because you don’t want to go alone? I’m your girl. I’m down to try almost anything.
Blood Type
O+ because I only give to positive people. Unfortunately I APPARENTLY have acute anemia or something so I’m not supposed to donate blood. Going to try and donate platelets but that takes 2 whole hours.
Weird Food Combos I Love
Vanilla frosting and Ritz Crackers. I like the sweet salty combos. Like, I’ll buy a bag of ruffles potato chips and a bag of m&m’s and go to town.
Opinion on Socks in Bed
I do NOT wear socks to sleep. They’re so constricting. I sleep with at least one foot out of the covers at all times.
Favorite Hide and Seek Spot
On top of the fridge behind the cereal. Unless you’re one of those people who has a pantry.
Perfect Date: April 25. Because it’s not too hot, not too cold. All you need is a light jacket.
Where Do I See Myself in 5 Years? So original…
Married, living life in my own house, with my two dogs. I plan to be like 20lbs lighter but I’ve been saying that for like 7 years. My house has my own craft room. My job lets me skip work on Mondays because who really likes Mondays? I have a room dedicated to my bearded dragon and leopard geckos and other tank animals. Except I don’t want any fish, who actually likes fish? When I was younger I killed all our fish because I would take them out of the tank to pet them and then leave them on the dining room table.
Most Frequently Used Lies
“I’m on my way” I’m almost never on my way “Yeah, I’ll go to the gym” I will eat a bunch of food and watch netflix. “No, I don’t want pizza” I always want pizza.
Current Projects
Personal: Working on woodburning and knitting a baby blanket Professional: Annual Energy Report with commodities broken out
Question
Why do people always ask where we go when we die but never where were we before we got here?
Do you believe in ghosts?
Yeah. Do you? Almost everyone, except my family, doesn’t believe in ghosts.
IF YOU REALLY LOVE ME, buy me things off my wishlists
Things I Post About
I’ll add more random stuff later. I swear I’m interesting.
I bought a 7 day juice cleanse
So I was listening to Hot 99.5 a few months ago and I heard them talk about Squeezed. Now I have never been into fad diets and I heard that[…]
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I lost my leopard gecko for an hour
I let my leopard geckos, Buffy and Angel, out while I was folding laundry and binging the OA on Netflix. They we’re crawling around my bed for a while and[…]
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